What would your name be if you were a porn star?

  1. Hey everyone...I'm not trying to be a sicko here...just having a little fun.

    I heard that there is a method that some porn stars use for picking their names. Here goes. #1: What was the name of your first pet? This becomes your first name. #2: What street did you live on as a child? This is your last name.

    My porn name would be Kitty Brayton. I'm just curious to hear what other peoples' porn names would be.

    I surely hope I don't offend anyone with this post. If I do, I apologize.
  2. 67 Comments

  3. by   StaceRacer1
    ROCKY SHAFT---what a name!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. by   Zee_RN
    Oh, my, I don't think I'd want this name as a female porn-star: "Buster McAlister." Hehe. On the other hand, that "buster" could be interpreted a few ways, eh?

    Sick (but enjoyable!) topic. *giggle*
  5. by   Q.
    If we had to use those rules, of pet names and street names, then mine would be Button Willows.

    But if I had my choice? Starlet Mann. I have NO idea why....
  6. by   cmggriff
    By the pets and streets I would be King Wilson. But I could probably think up some better. Tiny Tim maybe. Or Earl E Riser. Ben T Hose. Elder Dribble. Premat Uri Schott.
  7. by   JennieBSN
    hmmm....mine would be Stacey Brandywine. Yuck. Don't like it. I'd probably go for something a little sleazier like Tish Mounds. This is hilarious!! Can't wait to see the other responses...
  8. by   kewlnurse
    Doing the pet thing it would be Butch Franklin, not so bad, but the name i really us is Ash Masterson
  9. by   neonnurse
    Slow day at work eh Rileycat? Lets see, being a former Armybrat my name would be very long. Here goes: Sammie Kialua- Crimson-Country Club-Beethoven-Colgate-Partridge-Schnell-Galveston-Redwood-Carbonia...thats the shorten version folks! I like Sammie Crimsom best though.
  10. by   fergus51
    Mine are perfect. Either Snoopy French or Randy Mcconnell.
  11. by   ClariceS
    Gyp 131th Street! LOL Don't think that would work!!! Second pet and second street sounds a little better but not much - Sabo Lorraine.
  12. by   MetsDallas
    Mine would be Goldy Churchill.

    Nothing exciting!
  13. by   Rileycat
    My friend's name would be Lady Ivy...pretty funny when you consider the fact my friend is a guy who is built like a linebacker!
  14. by   Hypoxic Pixel Eyes
    "The name is Macarthur ma'm......Peeps Mcarthur.I'm the plummer you requested and I'm here to.....fix your pipes."(fade in cheesy music here).