I think my all time favorite Foxworthy redneck sayings are:
1) If you ever have been too drunk to fish.
2) Your Mama has ever come out of the bathroom and said "Y'all take a look at this before I flush it.
When I heard that second one, my hubby was driving the car and he was laughing so hard I thought he would wreck it.....
Jeff also does some great stuff about raising kids and being married.
I would definitely wear something really simple like a plain sweater or flannel shirt. And jeans.
Tell us how the concert was....(green with envy)....