I am only trying to help you, you don't need to talk to me like that - Shut up before I get that big hammer.
Urine - You're out
Defication - Realeasing the chocolate hostage. (sorry whoever I stole that idea from)
Rectum - Booty trumpet
Flatuance - Blowing the booty trumpet, or floating airbiscuts.
Vomitus- Spew, upchuck, barf, puke.
Penis - Always reffered to as thing, or wiggle worm.
Breast- (in LTC) a spotted pancake
Feces - Code brown.
Okay that was the nice version LOL