What sex is your computer?

  1. Computers Are Masculine

    In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

    They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

    They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

    As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

    Computers Are Feminine

    No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

    The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

    Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

    As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    Ha ! Leave it to you, Betts !

    This was pretty darn cute ! Love it !

    Thanx ! I'll have to send this one on....
  4. by   P_RN
    If this one keeps freezing up it's gonna be a neutered one. I can't WAIT til my precious is out of the shop.
  5. by   NRSKarenRN
  6. by   jayna

    This computer has virus in it. It must be masculine.
    Men are viruses huh!!!!!!!!
  7. by   nursedawn67