What one line or action always cracks you up when you see or hear it?

  1. My middle son (21) does that nose thing that makes his nostrils flare in and out.

    He was best man in my wedding and did it to me in the middle of my reciting my vows and made me drop my flowers. H
  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   LesJenRN
    When my 3 year old girl sees a jawbreaker machine and asks me "Mom, can I have a choking hazard?".......I once told her no because they are choking hazards.....
  4. by   NDivine
    I called a co-worker once and her young daughter answered, when I asked "may I talk with your mommy?", she said "No, they are in the bedroom sexing"

    So now, when I get the chance, I ask, "so, been sexing lately?"
  5. by   ragingmomster
    Each one of my three kids made up there own contraction. my fave is still "No, I amn't" :chuckle
  6. by   nurseygrrl
    My neice who is 13 now used to call Toys R Us Toys FOR Us!

    These are funny so far! I like the 'sexing' comment! :chuckle