What Makes Life 100%?

  1. Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

    What makes life 100%?

    If

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

    as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then,

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but ******** will put you over the top.

    And look how far .........

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    will take you.
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  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   Shamrock
    :chuckle :chuckle You are quite the math whiz!
  4. by   mageean
    Brilliant. I always knew I was hardworking and knowledgable and keep the little left over for other activities!
  5. by   emily_mom
    Somebody else posted something similar awhile ago. I think it was Pappy??
  6. by   Little One2
    That was great!!!!!!!

    It just proves you can never have too much of a good thing.
  7. by   RosieGlow
    too funny!

    and true.
  8. by   jnette
    KOOOOOOOOOOOL !!! Love it.
  9. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    Too cute! Thanks for the laugh! ~Kacy
  10. by   Disablednurse
    That was funny. Administrative always gave me 103%. I knew they loved me.
  11. by   deespoohbear
    Thanks for the laugh. Plan to post this at work. We will see how long it stays on the bulletin board.

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