O. K. I'm kind of hitting the bottom of the barrel for poll questions.
It's about 3:15 AM (EST) and my ONE and ONLY patient is safely sleeping, her 73 year old heart is a-beatin' (58 bpm). . . .
And I'm so freakin' bored, I could scream!!!
I've done the daily room checks, I've tidied up the nursing station, I've read a few self-test manditory inservices, I even did a little QA! Oh yea. . . I've spent some time surfing the internet. THAT can get real boring too, you know!
So! I see that there are actually people up this time of night typing away on their computers too! This is a good thing! At least I'm not alone! (I am, by the way, by myself in our humble little ICU/CCU. . . with the ONE patient who really is sleeping!)
Here I am forcing myself to come with what I hope to be an interesting Poll for people to take.
What pops into my weary head? Sports!
We all like sports, right?!?!? I hate sports. Always did! In high school I was ALWAYS picked LAST for any kind of gym function (softball, dodge ball, foot ball, soccer!) Those freakin' jocks really got on my nerves! I'm not bitter! Really! I'm not. Even though high school was over 25 years ago, I still feel the sting of being picked last! Kill them all, I say! Kill all the jocks! Let them drown in their own athletic-induced sweat! That's it. Drown in sweat! Drown, drown, drown. . . . .
Ummmmmmmmmm. . . . where was I?
So. . . . . what's your favorite sport! Do you like hockey? Do you like football? Do you like to swim???
How long can you tread water!!!
I mean. . . errr. . . do you like to golf?
(The U. S. Open is happening this week! Hope Tiger wins! Go, Tiger, Go!
Have fun answering the poll. Really! Have a blast! Enjoy!
What do you care that I'm an non-athlete? I bet you never got picked last. . . in front of all your "FRIENDS". . . .
Just answer the poll, for crying out loud! And enjoy your STUUUPID sports.
Jun 13, '03
BASEBALL !! GO REDS
Last edit by mkue on Jun 13, '03