Hmmm... Tastes like Chicken.
Am I chicken? Am I a frog? Am I human? All unfamiliar meats taste like chicken, and that's what I am, an unfamiliar meat.
(If you were not Chicken you would be Gasoline.)
Warning: I taste like Gasoline.
I may not taste good, but I'm handy to have around if you want to breathe fire. I'm expensive, and sometimes cause disputes. I'm inflammatory, you see. Ha ha.