What are funny little things that you misunderstood as a kid?
I thought morning sickness was what a woman got the very next morning after she had intercourse. Just
the next morning, like a free pregnancy test...(did not know that conception happened a few days after the initial incident)
Also, once time my grandfather got my grandmother a diamond ring for a really good deal and my mother told me "he stole it".
My Uncle got a bunch of framed art at a flee market and bragged about "what a steal it was".... For the longest time I thought I was keeping some big secret that my grandfather and uncle were thieves!