Ways to Give A Driving Examiner Nightmares!!

  1. 1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes
    to turn it off slap his/her hand.
    2. Rev the car really high, turn to the
    tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"
    3. Knock over every cone while doing
    maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out
    and check to see if you have hit every one.
    4. Come dressed in a bio-suit. Before the
    examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a
    piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty
    the seat.
    5. When the examiner tells you to stop, step
    on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was
    the brake.
    6. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop
    the hood latch and say, "Oops."
    7. Get in the car, look down at the pedals,
    and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"
    8. After the examiner gets in the car, pop
    the hood, and get out and check the oil.
    9. Fill your car with styrofoam packing
    peanuts.
    10. The whole time driving, talk about how
    Aunt Charlotte smells like mothballs.
    11. Tell the registrar that you are taking the
    remedial test.
    12. Yell at everybody on the road.
    13. When you stop at a light, start revving
    the engine while looking back and forth between
    the person next to you and the light.
    14. Beep your horn at everything.
    15. Break off your rear-view mirror before the
    test, then when the examiner gets in the car, ask
    the examiner to hold it up.
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  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   canoehead
    My Dad picked me up from my first driving test dressed in a reflective yellow jump suit and a crash helmet.
  4. by   leslie :-D
    i've had many religious passengers as they always do the Hail Mary's.
  5. by   sandypinktruck
    When I took the test (the first attempt), I borrowed my brothers car. I put the wrong key in the ignition, turned, and it broke in two. The examiner was sitting in the car, and said "Come back later" :chuckle
  6. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from earle58
    i've had many religious passengers as they always do the Hail Mary's.
    ............
  7. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from sandypinktruck
    When I took the test (the first attempt), I borrowed my brothers car. I put the wrong key in the ignition, turned, and it broke in two. The examiner was sitting in the car, and said "Come back later" :chuckle
    Ya must have made the examiner get irritable bowel syndrome.:chuckle
  8. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from canoehead
    My Dad picked me up from my first driving test dressed in a reflective yellow jump suit and a crash helmet.
    :chuckle I wonder what the examiner thought. Did you pass the first time?
  9. by   Darlene K.
    That is too funny!
  10. by   Saved_by_Grace
    This is too funny! I wonder how many people have really done these things?
  11. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from WannaBLPN2005
    This is too funny! I wonder how many people have really done these things?
    Propably more than we would like to think about.

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