Way to Tell You Have PMS

  1. Ways to tell you have PMS

    Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
    You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
    The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
    Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
    You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-****."
    Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
    You're convinced there's a God and that he's male.
    You're counting down the days until menopause.
    You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
    The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   camay1221_RN
    You are eating everything that isn't moving or not glued down!
  4. by   VivaLasViejas
    Your favorite T-shirt is the one that says: "I HAVE PMS AND A HANDGUN. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"