This is a broadcast in the interests of Public Safety.
Breaking news. It's just been announced that the Class of 2006 has just finished their first semester (Junior year). As such, they will now be realeased from incarceration and freed from their perpetual bondage cycles of work, study and clinicals.
Officials wish to warn all members. Lock up the women and children. Barricade the bars. Stock emergency supplies and maintain surveilance and eternal vigil.
Roy is back in town.....
This is a condition Red boradcast. I repeat - condition red.