Warning Regarding Alcohol Consumption!

  1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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    have a good one, all.
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  2. 21 Comments

  3. by   Spidey's mom
    Oh Deb . . . so very funny and true. :chuckle

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra.

    Thanks.

    steph
  4. by   CCU NRS
    :spin: :roll I loved it!!!!!
  5. by   nekhismom
    Warning: reading this thread may make you spit on your computer screen!!!
  6. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    If only all of those would fit on the labels lol.
  7. by   Dave ARNP
    >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    You mean I'm NOT???

    ::crossesarms::
    Dave
  8. by   SmilingBluEyes
    You Are Dave, You Are!!!
  9. by   volschick03
    Quote from SmilingBluEyes
    You Are Dave, You Are!!!



    No, he's not....we just like telling him that he is!


    LOL, most of those are SO true. Um, not that I would know from ecperience, however!

    Kacy
  10. by   Dave ARNP
    Quote from SmilingBluEyes
    You Are Dave, You Are!!!

    Thanks Deb! :blushkiss

    Kacy, :hatparty:


    Dave
  11. by   Kiwi Nurse 2 Be
    So funny, but so true!!
  12. by   oceanblue
    Those are so funny & so true!!!
  13. by   babynurselsa

    MMMMM Deb I dunno what the heck you are talking about, btw who told you about my bra??? have you seen it, it was pink and it had this cute lacy stuff...
  14. by   Speculating
    [QUOTE=SmilingBluEyes]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra.

    Or in my case wondering why I'm wearing your bra :hatparty:

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