Warning Labels on Alcohol

  1. [font=papyrus][color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]liquor manufacturers have accepted the
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]government's suggestion that the
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]following warning labels be placed
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]immediately on all varieties of
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]alcohol containers:
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.[color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.[color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff] [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.[color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
    [color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]warning: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.[color=#8080ff][color=#8080ff]

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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   Roy Fokker
    "Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut" - Hemingway
  4. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from Roy Fokker
    "Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut" - Hemingway
    Yeah, but who remembers what they said when they were drunk?

    I completely agree with the "alcohol can cause pregnancy".

    steph
  5. by   Jessy_RN
    Steph, I think most people don't lose their memory when they are drunk..........they lose shame....hehehe
  6. by   Roy Fokker
    Quote from stevielynn
    Yeah, but who remembers what they said when they were drunk? steph
    What are friends for?
  7. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from Future_RN_Jess
    Steph, I think most people don't lose their memory when they are drunk..........they lose shame....hehehe
    Yeah, their inhibitions are definitely lowered.

    steph

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