Warning Bad Email Virus!

  1. If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
    not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
    erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
    on
    disks within 20 feet of your computer.

    It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
    your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses
    subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
    will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-900 numbers.

    This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

    IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

    It will drink ALL your beer.

    FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
    expecting
    company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
    Rogaine.
    If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
    will
    leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
    dangerously
    close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags
    from
    your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk carton
    with whole milk.

    ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
    hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
    you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

    Send this warning to everyone.

    In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   Heather333
    Originally posted by kaycee
    ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
    hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
    you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

    Send this warning to everyone.

    In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  4. by   nursedawn67
    LMAO!!! REad this before...cracks me up everytime!
  5. by   baseline
    Very funny!
  6. by   nakitamoon
    LMAO!!,,,,,, Thanks so much for the laugh,,,, ~kitamoon,,,,,,

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