Viagra® Fans Request New Drugs

  1. With Viagra® such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...

    VIAGRA-SKI
    Wonderful for those who have a hard time getting up on water-skis. Forty-five minutes after taking it, you'll get up and stay up, out of the water.
    DIRECTRA
    A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

    PROJECTRA
    Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting anew one.

    CHILDAGRA
    Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks especially cleaning up spills and "little accidents".

    COMPLIMENTRA
    In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

    BUYAGRA
    Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

    NEGA-VIAGRA
    Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

    NEGA-SPORTAGRA
    This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

    FLYAGRA
    This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

    PRYAGRA
    About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into special prosecutors.
    Last edit by betts on Feb 18, '02
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   kids
    LOL!
    This is the best humor I've seen yet that plays on Viagra.

    -nancy
  4. by   betts
    New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.
  5. by   RNforLongTime
    Very funny! Where do you find this stuff, Betts?
  6. by   betts
    RESEARCH....
  7. by   kewlnurse
    Betts is that realy you in that icon? if it is I'm in lust!!! :roll
  8. by   canoehead
    But Kewl I have a crush on you....please don't spurn my love ;( (sob)
  9. by   oramar
    This is hysterical, I will send it to friends and relatives.
  10. by   betts
    VERY,VERY,HAPPILY MARRIED.....

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