Vaseline

  1. A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered
    by a
    > > young woman with three small children running around her. He asked
    her if
    > > she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked
    her if
    > > she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he
    mentioned
    > > that
    > > among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of
    that
    > > product. When asked if she used it, she answered, ''Yes, we use it
    when we
    > > have sexual intercourse.''
    > > The interviewer was amazed. He said, ''I always ask that question
    because
    > > everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the
    child's
    > > bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose. But I know
    that
    > > most people really use it for sexual intercourse, they just don't
    like to
    > > say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how
    you use
    > > it?''
    > > ''We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.''
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  2. 25 Comments

  3. by   ?burntout
    :chuckle :spin: ...LOL...too cute
  4. by   renerian
    Heheheh very cute.............renerian
  5. by   nowplayingEDRN
    I thought it was hysterical. Now come clean, I know what you were really thinking before you read the punch line
  6. by   nursedawn67
    Originally posted by UntamedSpirit
    I thought it was hysterical. Now come clean, I know what you were really thinking before you read the punch line
    Ok Ok I thought it....:chuckle
  7. by   nowplayingEDRN
    I knew it....lol
  8. by   rnnurse2be
    Teee heee..... Havent heard that one, but liked it!
  9. by   funnygirl_rn
    Bahaaaaaaaa!
  10. by   krispynurse
    You got me on that one....OK my mind was in the gutter again :roll:
  11. by   CseMgr1
    :roll Too Cute!!
  12. by   jnette
    Heh... yep, was a goodie !!!
  13. by   ShelleyERgirl
    Originally posted by krispynurse
    You got me on that one....OK my mind was in the gutter again :roll:
    Girl, my mind is permanently occupied by the gutter, I thought we were back on the "bedside lotions" thing again for a minute!
  14. by   nowplayingEDRN
    If it makes you feel better navy, you have me for company in the gutter girlfriend

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