True facts about men!

  1. 1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

    2. Woman don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him.

    4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

    5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

    6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one-they try harder.

    7. Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature anyway.

    8. Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

    9. Definition of a man with manners-he gets out of the bath to pee.

    10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married.

    11. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring,loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

    12. Men are like animals-messy, insensitive and potentially violent - but they make great pets.

    13. Men's brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.

    14. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..

    15. Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.
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  3. by   mario_ragucci
    This disrespect to men has got to be through. To all the husbands and brothers and fathers out there, I want to offer my love and respect until the end. It's not right to make fun of an entire gender like this, creating feelings of worthlessness and abuse.
    Leave men alone and let us do our thing and you don't need to be trying to make fun of us like this. Men care and love you very much.

    (Mario's purposely acting all concerned for the sake of further humor/off converstion here on Betts's cool thred)
  4. by   nightingale
    Oh Betts:

    This is so funny. I especially like # 7!

  5. by   live4today
    Number 7 couldn't be more true, betts and nightngale! I'm married to one of those, I know firsthand. :chuckle Now, my first husband was older than me, but none the wiser. He too remained immature until his departure, and from what I hear today, things haven't changed and time hasn't made him better. :chuckle

    I also like # 2, 3, 8, and 13. :chuckle
  6. by   wildezmanznurze
    As a member of the male gender,

    I object!

    I resemble those remarks!
  7. by   betts
    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  8. by   mario_ragucci
    No, the problem is that Peter Pan let Tinkerbell fly, and then ALL women think they have special power. They don't.

    Men have spermatic arteries and veins just like women have special blood vessels for their internal repro organs. I have no trouble with my O2 sats before, during or after copulation.
  9. by   hapeewendy
    personally I am a fan of #14
    whenever I have said either of those I get the groan and moan - and not the good kind either
    and I dont just mean saying them in a sexual context either!
    peter pan let tinkerbell fly and tinkerbell let peter pan get away with wearing those pathetic tights, guess the genders are even afterall
  10. by   jayna
    # 12
  11. by   pianonurse

    Funny thread!!
  12. by   wildezmanznurze
    Listen, this is all really about brain power over pain avoidance:

    See, when GOD was preparing Adam and Eve for the Garden, they were in line to get their brains...

    And Adam was in front of Eve, head of the line, and - as GOD handed Adam his brains - Adam stumbled and twisted his ankle. "Ouch, GOD! That hurt!" yelled Adam.

    Being ever attentative and right behind Eve, she next came up to GOD for her brains. "Here ye go, Eve," GOD said as he offered Eve her brains.

    "Ya, heck no, GOD!" Eve yelled, "I don't want no pains!"

    And thus, we have the history between the sexes ever since.

    Da dum da da dum!

  13. by   jayna
    History forgot to do more research about Creation.
    God created a woman first then man and they made man believe that he was the one created first.

    I'm having a good time
  14. by   jayna
    I'M OUTTA THE LINE...........DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I SAID.......hehehe