Top 51 Oxy-Morons

  1. 51. Friendly Fire
    50. Act naturally
    49. Found missing
    48. Resident alien
    47. Advanced BASIC
    46. Genuine imitation
    45. Airline Food
    44. Good grief
    43. Same difference
    42. Almost exactly
    41. Government organization
    40. Sanitary landfill
    39. Alone together
    38. Legally drunk
    37. Silent scream
    36. British fashion
    35. Living dead
    34. Small crowd
    33. Business ethics
    32. Soft rock
    30. Military Intelligence
    29. Software documentation
    28. New York culture
    27. New classic
    26. Sweet sorrow
    25. Childproof
    24. "Now, then ..."
    23. Synthetic natural gas
    22. Christian Scientists
    21. Passive aggression
    20. Taped live
    19. Clearly misunderstood
    18. Peace force
    17. Extinct Life
    16. Temporary tax increase
    14. Plastic glasses
    13. Terribly pleased
    12. Computer security
    11. Political science
    10. Tight slacks
    9. Definite maybe
    8. Pretty ugly
    7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
    6. Diet ice cream
    5. Rap music
    4. Working vacation
    3. Exact estimate
    2. Religious tolerance

    And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .

    1. Microsoft Works
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   MollyJ
    But what about....
    Compassionate man
    corduroy shorts
    honest politician
    Health CARE insurance
  4. by   kewlnurse
    Irish Cusine
    Competent Management
    Genuine diamonelle
    short pants
  5. by   night owl
    white chocolate
    little giant
    near miss
    silent alarm
    assistant supervisor
    adult children
    butt head
    original copy
    second best
    baby grand
    victimless crime

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