Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't

  1. TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T:
    10. "Reach in and grab the giblets"
    9. "Whew.. that's one terrific spread!"
    8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat"
    7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist"
    6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
    5. "And he forces his way into the end zone"
    4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
    3. "It's cool whip time."
    2. "If I don't unbutton my pant's, I am going to burst!"

    And the number one thing that sounds dirty at thanksgiving but isn't.....
    1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

    :chuckle
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  2. 21 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER


    Heather
  4. by   debyan
    Makes me see Thanksgiving in a new way:rolling
  5. by   shygirl
    I got some more......

    How about "If you pull on these two, you can make a wish."
    "Someone butter those buns."
    "Mmmmmmm, this tastes sooooo good!"
  6. by   tattooednursie
    how about "lets stuff a turky"
  7. by   Rustyhammer
    I don't get #4
  8. by   baseline
    :hatparty:
  9. by   baseline
    i could be wrong....but i believe its the blimp?
    You've been out there awhile now haven't you Rusty
  10. by   CashewLPN
    not the blimp-- the macys floats!

    --Barbara
  11. by   Rustyhammer
    Originally posted by Yeti1313LPN
    not the blimp-- the macys floats!

    --Barbara
  12. by   baseline
    The parade Rusty...the thanksgiving day parade....Snoopy...etal
  13. by   baseline
    Hey....did you make the pazole? Thought about it all day yesterday!!!!
  14. by   Rustyhammer
    yep....and it was good.
    I get it...the cartoon big ballons in the parade.

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