top 10 reasons to be a nurse
10. i love to wear white support hose.
9. i think blood is a pretty cool color.
8. i get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
7. it's more challenging than brain surgery.
6. i get free latex gloves.
5. the scrubs
are so flattering to my figure.
4. the world doesn't need any more lawyers.
3. i actually like vending machine food.
2. somebody has to train the medical students.
1. i always wanted to say: "this won't hurt a bit."