Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

  1. TOP 10 DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
    >
    >1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny
    >
    >2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A *******' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
    >
    >3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly who's
    >walk
    >is this anyway?
    >
    >4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
    >
    >5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
    chew your
    >stuff up when you're not home.
    >
    >6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What
    a proud
    >moment
    >for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
    >
    >7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
    surprised when I
    >freak
    >out every time we go back.
    >
    >8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry
    but I
    >haven't
    >quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
    >
    >9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
    the truth,
    >you're just jealous.
    >
    >10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile!
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  2. 20 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    These are just too good !!! LOVE this !!! Gotta send this right on to all my dog people !

    Thanx for sharing! Too funny... too true. :chuckle
  4. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    I had a dog, and i bet she thought all of this lol. Except #8. The ONLY dog i've ever seen that does NOT ram her nose up your butt at any opportunity.
  5. by   NursesRmofun
    cute My dog agrees with them.
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    (spraying iced tea all over the monitor) This is too funny!! Thanks for the laughs!!
  7. by   kja-llen
    great dog peeves, laughing as I watch my dog walk by in his adorable red xmas sweater
  8. by   futureTMA
    mjlrn97 - I was so hoping that was a self portrait BTW, you may want to invest in clear plastic "dropcloth" for your monitor's sake.

    jnette - You own dog people?

    Marie_LPN- So you're saying #9 is true of you? (BTW, I miss Klinger )

    Anyway, just thought I'd contribute one of Slate's most popular articles of last year that I thought applied:
    http://www.slate.com/id/2127419/

    Standard disclaimer here (note to self: Ready the fire extinguisher! )
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    Working towards 100th post. The excitement builds, but don't force it!
  9. by   MedSurgeMess
    OMG-LMAO:roll :roll :roll
  10. by   Jessy_RN
    Too cute!
  11. by   psychonurse
    Hey I am sure glad that I took the ribbon off my dogs collar from his last hair cut....

    He still likes going to the vet but he hasn't got fixed.....yet LOL


    But he loves to stick his nose up womens crotches....he is terrible about that and it is totally amazing that everyone is his friend LOL
  12. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from futureTMA
    mjlrn97 - I was so hoping that was a self portrait BTW, you may want to invest in clear plastic "dropcloth" for your monitor's sake.

    jnette - You own dog people?

    Marie_LPN- So you're saying #9 is true of you? (BTW, I miss Klinger )

    Anyway, just thought I'd contribute one of Slate's most popular articles of last year that I thought applied:
    http://www.slate.com/id/2127419/

    Standard disclaimer here (note to self: Ready the fire extinguisher! )
    _____________________________________

    Working towards 100th post. The excitement builds, but don't force it!

    That was a great article and I agree with every word. No flames here.

    steph
  13. by   Super_RN
    Hilarious Bing and Trax agree whole-heartedly! Never did the bow thing, but I've painted Trax's toe nails while she slept...
    Super
  14. by   CHATSDALE
    my dog laughed so hard that the bow fell off her head

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