Quote from first_lobster
We recently had a couple people in our unit written up for farting at the nurses station. So here's the question: Where is the best place to fart at work if you can't get to the bathroom right away? Can't wai to read the replies!
OMG...you are kidding, right?
If you can't hold it, you can't hold it. I mean seriously, how can you PREDICTABLY toot?
Ok...it's late and I'm studying for my Chemistry...I just thought of a new song...remember that Kenny Roger's song from "The Gambler"? Here is my suggestion for new lyrics...
"You have to know when to blow 'em, know when to hold'em...know when to walk away...know when to run. You never count on silence, when you're sittin' at the table. The'll be time enough for tootin', once the job is done."