To all my new friends.....

  1. I just want to say Merry Christmas and thank you for all of your cards! I have sat down on several occasions to send each of you an ecard, only to be called away, or simply frustrated by my computer ineptness to do the cool things y'all do....
    BUT I do want to share my favorite Christmas cake with you.....Merry Christmas to all....and to all a GOOD Night!!!
    HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

    Christmas Cake, Yummy!


    Ingredients:
    1 cup of water
    1 cup butter
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1 Tbl spoon lemon juice
    4 large eg
    1 cup nuts bottle of Vodka
    2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
    vodka again.

    To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
    drink.

    Repeat.

    Turn on the electric mixer.

    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar.

    Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
    Try another cup...just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
    fruit.

    Pick fruit off floor.

    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose
    with a drewscriver.

    Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

    Check the vodka.

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka
    and
    kick
    the
    cat.
    CHERRY MISTMAS!

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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   vashka25


    Sounds like my kind of cake!!!!!

    Have a very Merry Christmas to you too !!!!!! Thanks!
    ~Dawn~
  4. by   l.rae
    l didnn't put my name on the list for privacy reasons related to where l work, but, l did give my addy out in a pm when requested...so l got one!....but all of you are great friends. Thanks baseline, you have a merry christmas too...have some cake for me!.........LR
  5. by   emily_mom
    Does other liquor work with this? Vodka makes me sick...or maybe it's just bad OJ that I mixed with it!

    Kristy
  6. by   nursedawn67
    Shounds shortof yum hic yum hic Yummy!
  7. by   Just Angi
    I NEED SOME CAKE, NOW!!
  8. by   ayemmeff
    Thank-you Baseline!! We were just talking about this recipe at work last week,our ward clerk passed it round last year and then we lost it,we thought it was gone forever! Its terrific,and the way the girls i work with like to cook!!!
    TY TY TY !!!:kiss
    (post #100!!!! :hatparty: )
    Last edit by ayemmeff on Dec 16, '02
  9. by   LasVegasRN
    :chuckle I love that recipe!!! Thanks, Baseline!!!
  10. by   Q.
    Merry Christmas to you, baseline. I also didn't give out my address for paranoia reasons, but have given out my email addy via PM.

    Merry Christmas to all!

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