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  1. Golf season is in full bloom,,,,thank god
    What kind of clubs do you carry

    what kind of handicap do you have

    do you golf on private or public courses

    what kind of balls do you like

    whos your favorite golfer

    how often do you play

    do you ride or walk while golfing

    whats your favorite snack while golfing

    whats your favorite drink while golfing

    whats your favorite story or joke about golfing
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  2. 15 Comments

  3. by   Janet Barclay
    Graphite shaft not a big name

    my handicap is that I'm a lousy golfer

    public courses unless invited

    Mike Weir (of course)

    the cheap ones

    play once a week if I can

    walk

    beer and a hot dog

    can't remember the joke (typical for me) but the puch line is "I must be a lesbian too"

    ps, just got a nine wood, can't wait to try it out, but we're at least 6 weeks away from opening
    Quote from teeituptom
    Golf season is in full bloom,,,,thank god
    What kind of clubs do you carry

    what kind of handicap do you have

    do you golf on private or public courses

    what kind of balls do you like

    whos your favorite golfer

    how often do you play

    do you ride or walk while golfing

    whats your favorite snack while golfing

    whats your favorite drink while golfing

    whats your favorite story or joke about golfing
  4. by   mattsmom81
    My hubby and son golf...I watch...so I might let them answer this one.
  5. by   teeituptom
    Quote from teeituptom
    Golf season is in full bloom,,,,thank god
    What kind of clubs do you carry I carry all Adams equipment with a titleist putter

    what kind of handicap do you have handicap is about a 3 or a 4 right now

    do you golf on private or public courses ...both whenever possible

    what kind of balls do you like Callaway rule 35 extra spin

    whos your favorite golfer Ernie Els, the big easy
    he is always so relaxed

    how often do you playabout 3 days a week all yr round

    do you ride or walk while golfing prefer walking, some courses dont let you

    whats your favorite snack while golfing cashews

    whats your favorite drink while golfing coffee

    whats your favorite story or joke about golfing
    How did they decide on 18 holes for a round of golf back then.

    answer, they being a drinking bumch of people had one shot of whiskey per hole and the bottle was emptied after 18 holes, then it was time to go to the 19th hole for a refill
  6. by   Tweety
    I don't golf, but you really should lock the door when you go to the john Tom.

  7. by   Rustyhammer
    It's still too cold to really get out there but I DO enjoy a round now and then.

    I have a older set of Taylor Mades (Garage sale purchase) Golf balls are recycled found ones that my stepdad (another golf addict) finds.
    Public courses only.
    Beer on the course.
    I love a good cigar when I'm playing.
    snacks, peanuts but I got chewed out for leaving shells all over the place so I have to eat something else I guess.
    Favorite golf joke? It has to do with sex and the punch line is "Well, What IS the par on this hole?"
    -Russell
  8. by   Spidey's mom
    Snowing here . . . the golf course doesn't open for another month or so.

    I've golfed once with my husband. The air turned so blue and the golf clubs flew . . . it was not fun.

    My sons and daughter all took lessons. My sons still golf with their grandma when they visit their grandparents in So. Cal and GRANDMA usually beats them. She lives in a retirement community on a golf course in Banning . . . they have a golf cart in their garage. Golf is a daily thing . . .

    If I were a golfer, I'd walk . . . seems lazy to use a cart and hey, Americans need exercise. Public courses. I probably wouldn't eat a snack. Ice tea with lemon or Diet Pepsi. I don't know a golfing joke.

    steph (it is still snowing and my husband just showed up because he couldn't get his logging truck to the landing due to snow).
  9. by   teeituptom
    Quote from 3rdShiftGuy
    I don't golf, but you really should lock the door when you go to the john Tom.

    And here I had them leave my face out of the pic deliberately
  10. by   Spidey's mom
    Tom, you need to finish applying that sunscreen, hitch up those shorts and get out on the golf course.

    Tweety . . . great photo.

    steph
  11. by   teeituptom
    Quote from stevielynn
    Tom, you need to finish applying that sunscreen, hitch up those shorts and get out on the golf course.

    Tweety . . . great photo.

    steph
    I just put my golf shoes on, soft spikes of course or I couldnt do that in the house
  12. by   teeituptom
    I played 36 holes each of the last 2 days with gorgeous weather

    aint life grand
  13. by   NRSKarenRN
    My Dad's 30yo golf clubs sit happily in our garage ever since my oldest took up golf at summer camp 5 yrs ago and instruction from Jay Sigal.

    Took him and friend to public 9 hole course once---they made it to the fourth hole and stopped cause too hot and tired of lugging that cart around.

    Sorry Tom, I tried to create another golf afficianado, but failed miserably.
  14. by   NativeTexan
    Tweety,
    HOW did you get that pic of my husband??? hahaha

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