Tired and Gassy

  1. Burp !!! Excuse me, I just ate myself to death at our cookout. Could someone please tell me what is in watermelon that gives me such gas??????? Oh the heck with it.

    Just thought we needed a little humor around here.:chuckle
  2. 16 Comments

  3. by   atownsendrn
    Never got gas from watermelon. Just makes me have to pee alot.:imbar Are you sure you didn't eat some good ole' baked beans?
  4. by   Disablednurse
    Badbird, it is all the fiber in watermelon. You get all the juice from watermelon to make you pee and the fiber for gas. That way you have some get up and go when you need to pee.
  5. by   SmilingBluEyes
    phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....stinks around here. Take some gas-x and chill out. rofl.
  6. by   night owl
    OK, Who farted???? Badbird? I thought it was yours!
  7. by   Nurse Ratched

    She faaaaaaarted.

    I don't know about watermelon making you gassy - I do know about asparagus making your tinkle smell funny tho...
  8. by   MtnMan
    Tired and gassy is SOP for me and some of my co-workers.
  9. by   nakitamoon
    SOP,,,, for me before I resigned,,,, and since it has only been four days,,,,, stilll have some rebound left,,,,,, lol,,,,,,

    Not looking for job,,, till next week,,,,, week after,,,,,,,,lol,,,,,

    take care,,, (trying to get the tired/gas out,,,,,lol )
  10. by   night owl
    SOP? What is that?
  11. by   kids
    SOP: standard opperating procedure.
  12. by   warrior woman
    Don't feel bad, I had to call off today because I have the turkey trots Oh well..... WW.
  13. by   jnette
    Originally posted by Nurse Ratched

    She faaaaaaarted.

    ... bet they smell like rosebuds, too, huh?
  14. by   karenG
    pass the air freshener someone- oh and open the windows!!!!!!!