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  1. This is breaking news. There is currently a hostage situation taking place at the Bodacious Butter Buns factory. It appears that a former disgruntled worker(RnICU) is holding one of the chief operating officers hostage in the vault until her demands are met. Police are hoping for a breakthrough soon, because the vault the hostage is being held in is old and has no air vents. More at 11:00
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  3. by   DebsZoo
    OK, I don't know much..........but I KNOW I want a job at the Bodacious Butter Buns place............I will help keep the hostages safe..............heehee
  4. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Who is she holding hostage? I do something at this company... I can't really remember my title? I do research and test products.... or something..... Mostly I just drive around in teh company car and drink all the alcohol in the hotels mini bar.

    Heather
  5. by   RNinICU
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    Who is she holding hostage? I do something at this company... I can't really remember my title? I do research and test products.... or something..... Mostly I just drive around in teh company car and drink all the alcohol in the hotels mini bar.

    Heather

    Heather, Heather, Heather. You have been sampling too much from the mini bar. You are head of R&D for the Nipple Clamp and Appliances division of the Hot Sticky Honey Bun company. You planned the kidnapping to help with the hostile takeover of the Bodacious Buttered Buns company. Oops, forget i said that. It was not a confession. No one heard me say that.
  6. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    I planned no such thing! I deny these allegations! I was tucked away quietly in my hotel room, for 3 long days, testing out a new line on a rather willing test subject. He can vouch for me, if he chooses to on his own...

    Oh yeah, R&D. I knew it was some initials.

    Heather
  7. by   live4today
    Originally posted by warrior woman
    This is breaking news. There is currently a hostage situation taking place at the Bodacious Butter Buns factory. It appears that a former disgruntled worker(RnICU) is holding one of the chief operating officers hostage in the vault until her demands are met. Police are hoping for a breakthrough soon, because the vault the hostage is being held in is old and has no air vents. More at 11:00
    And here I thought LasVegasRN was out clubbing at a fancy jazz club this evening! That MUST be her holding that chief operating officer hostage in the vault, and I bet she's LOADED down with lots of BUTTER for them buns too. Well....LasVegas honey....you gone and get your groove on girl. WOO WOO WOO!!! As she is famous for saying! :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  8. by   Fgr8Out
    :: proverbial fly on the wall ::

    youse guys is NUTS!! :roll
  9. by   LasVegasRN
    All - you can rest easy. The "hostage" situation was blown way out of proportion by the press. We were simply having a butter sampling party that got a little out of control. Bodacious Buttered Buns is still fully operational and are NOT succumbing to underhanded attempts by the Hot Sticky Honey Buns company to create a hostile takeover.

    I remain,

    LasVegasRN
    Chief Operating Officer
    Bodacious Butter Buns, Inc.
  10. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    I am sooooo confused!!!

    There are 2 different "bun" company's? Which one do I work for?

    All I know is I was hired by RNinICU. Your help would be greatly appreciated in determining my place of employment!

    Heather
  11. by   Beach_RN
    Are you saying this was all one big consiparacy on the part of the media..... to assist the Hot Sticky Buns company in attempting a takeover of Bodacious Buttered Buns just because they have made considerable campaign contirbution to their president political campaign! I dare not say so! I am insulted! I insist that any of the developments that were earlier reported were from a reliable source... and he is very very reilable... well just last night when we were in bed.....ooppss never mind. that... let's just say he is very reliable!
  12. by   zumalong
    I think that if you want to get to the bottom of this conspiracy (and that is what it is--despite what some CEO's want you to thinK)--you need to call the nose buster service. Mario is the President. He can smell fake butter on buns from 5 miles out.
  13. by   LasVegasRN
    Bodacious Buttered Buns, Inc. was founded by myself and Sunnygirl. We are a employee-friendly company that offers job security, stability, and a warm and loving atmosphere full of buns and butter.

    Hot Sticky Honey Buns is a mob operated hack operation run by a stogie smoking limo riding bully who sends her Bread Lady to lob threats against all who fight the establishment. Okay, so one of their little hack weasels found out we were using margarine at one time - BUT WE NOW ONLY USE PURE BUTTER. Last I heard, this Bread Lady was seen with her bread box talking to Big Daddy about getting a "cut" into this website. All I know is since then our beloved website has gone down twice. Coincidence? I think not.
  14. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    But Vegas, which one do I work for?????

    Heather

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