This is nice...Happy New Year Wishes


    May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

    May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber, and the IRS.

    May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.

    May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.

    May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for your church and charities.

    May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, and your parent(s). You can say it to your secretary, your nurse, your butcher, your photographer, your masseuse, your seamstress, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor, but not with a "twinkle" in your eye.

    May we live as intended, in a world at peace with the awareness of the beauty in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.

    Bless you with every happiness, great health, peace, and much love during the next year and all those that follow.

    Happy New Year!
  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   kaycee
    Thanks, hoolahan very nice!
  4. by   Mkue
    That is nice, thank you !
  5. by   jevans
    ohhhhhhhh thank you and may it be returned in tenfold

  6. by   nursedawn67
    That was really nice...thanks!
  7. by   lynnintn
    Ditto to you Hoolahan

  8. by   semstr
    very funny!

    These entries were made to a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic 1. line, but the least romantic 2. line.

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you 'cuase I was pissed

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    this describes everything you are not

    I love your smile, your face and your eyes
    I'm very good at telling lies

    Every time I see your face
    I wish I were in outer space

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    two parts of vodka, one part lime

    :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll