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  1. I found a pube in my salad.












    You know, you put your **** things in the **** fridge and expect your **** co-workers to ******* have a little ******* consideration, but NO, someone puts a pube in your ******* salad. ****!! And it was grey. Eww.
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  2. 63 Comments

  3. by   2ndCareerRN
    Hmmmmmmmmmmm

    good thing you aren't in the the philippines, or else you may have found a little "sausage" with it!


    bob
  4. by   ShandyLynnRN
    Someone actually PUT one in there???

    Nasty!
  5. by   RNforLongTime
    I had to clean up GI Bleed diarrhea all night! YUCK!
  6. by   NICU_Nurse
    THEY HAD TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I PROMISE YOU there were no hairs of any sort in my salad when I made it, much less an icky grey pube. Bleeechhh. I'm shuddering just thinking about it. I almost yarked all over the break room.

    You know, people have been saying for months that 'Anyone can walk in there and take your food!' (the break room) but I never thought...Gawd. I kept wondering if that was the ONLY thing they put in my salad, as I tossed it with dressing before eating it and thus concealed any further evidence with tangy French with Bacon Fat-Free goodness. I am just glad I keep a toothbrush and Listerine in my locker.
  7. by   NICU_Nurse
    Originally posted by nurse-lou
    I had to clean up GI Bleed diarrhea all night! YUCK!

    But you didn't have to eat it, did you?
  8. by   Angella Walker
    BEWARE OF THE SHORT AND CURLIES.........

    I am so sorry for you.
  9. by   Lausana
    I hope the pube was all they put in there....

    ....do you think they got it confused with their own salad..."oh here's my bowl, good, I've been looking for a place for this handful of pubes!"

    GROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
  10. by   ShandyLynnRN
    Did you ask them about it? Oh, man! That just makes my stomach turn! Are you sure it was a pube? Could it have been someone with short grey hair?
  11. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by Kristi2377
    I kept wondering if that was the ONLY thing they put in my salad, as I tossed it with dressing before eating it and thus concealed any further evidence with tangy French with Bacon Fat-Free goodness.
    You ate it?
  12. by   Lausana
    mmmm pubalicious!
  13. by   NICU_Nurse
    Umm, no!!! I meant that when I first sat down to eat, I tossed the salad with salad dressing. In all liklihood, the unmentionable item was at the top, but it got mixed up with everything when I started to eat. And I ate exactly1/2 of the salad. I was reading a magazine, and had stopped to read an article, and went to get another forkful, and noticed it sitting there sort of half-concealed by a mushroom. I thought, NO...it couldn't be...so I picked it up with the fork, and sure enough, it was a curly greyish pube, complete with hair follicle still attached. I then STOPPED EATING, but kept wondering all night if there was something...else...in there. As far as asking anyone about it, who to ask? Our break room, conveniently for the mentally and sexually disturbed, is right by the elevator. It could have been family, a patient escaped from the ER, a member of housekeeping...could have been man or woman, which opens it up to clerical staff, and my co-workers (I can barely tolerate the thought).
  14. by   Chiaramonte
    yuckkkkkkk!!!!!!!

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