There's fantasy and then there's my reality...

  1. Ever have one of those romantic fantasies you can't get out of your head? Well, there's been one recurring one that is really taken hold of me lately. It's the one of finding the man of my dreams who looks suspiciously like David Hasslehoff, who sweeps me off my feet, and after an incredible romantic beach picnic dinner and some cozy snuggling, we end up making mad passionate monkey love in the surf, hearing nothing but the sound of the waves, the breeze in the trees, and the beating of our own hearts......... That's my fantasy..... My reality will be a guy who shows up at my door who looks just like Bobby Riggs, who'll be dressed in a powder blue tuxedo, picking me up in a lime green Pinto with a door that's shut with duct tape. Oh well, such is my life...... The search continues..... WW.
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  2. 35 Comments

  3. by   emily_mom
    Don't give up! Someday your KnightRider will come!!!!

    Kristy
  4. by   cactus wren

    glad to see you haven`t lost your sense of humor...and....WTF...you hijacked My fantasy......:roll
  5. by   ShandyLynnRN
    My fantasy as well... only with Ben Affleck... unfortunately (or fortunately maybe??) I dont have ANYONE knocking at my door!!! That's ok, I kinda enjoy the single life!!!
  6. by   shygirl
    Warrior Woman, Is this who your looking for?



    Shygirl
  7. by   warrior woman
    Oh yeah babe. You know it!!! Thanks Shygirl. You rock kiddo!! WW.
  8. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    I fantasize about the ugliest men you could ever imagine. It's not about looks. It's about how much of the laundry and dishes they're doing in the fantasy that counts.

    Heather
  9. by   Mattigan
    Ugly ole David Letterman is the man of my dreams. If there's going to be a man around messing things up, he'd better be fun.
  10. by   RNforLongTime
    Every now and again, I have an erotic dream about the boy that I had a massive crush on in middle and high school. We never dated or anything as he was popular and I was a band geek. Last time I saw him was over two years ago at my 10 yr Reunion and my husband has even met and spoken to him. Still, I'd love to know what those dreams all mean. Don't get me wrong, I love my husband dearly. I'm sure it's all a fantasy. Oh well.
  11. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by Mattigan
    Ugly ole David Letterman is the man of my dreams. If there's going to be a man around messing things up, he'd better be fun.
    Hey!! He's not ugly!! Now that Jay "Butt for a chin" Leno is hard on the eyes.

    Oops, did I just reveal I secretly lust after David Letterman?
  12. by   duckie
    Originally posted by warrior woman
    Oh yeah babe. You know it!!! Thanks Shygirl. You rock kiddo!! WW.

    And you tell me all I think about is SEX!!!!! BRAT!
  13. by   warrior woman
    You must have caught me in a moment of weakness my fine feathered friend. But can ya blame me? Damn!!:chuckle Warrior Woman.
  14. by   hapeewendy
    the lonely hearts club has many members
    these days I'm heading up the canadian division personally
    but your time will come, so will your other half...
    like a good friend of mine wrote me on the roses she sent me the other day (because I'm such a mess and what have you) "the one thats worth your tears wont make you cry"
    I also think that the one thats worth my effort wont expect much
    haha just kidding on the last one
    keep the faith.... surely someone will realize how spectacular we all are !!!!
    and in my fantasy, well, its changed because of that evil wench j-lo , but anyway I'd be happily dating ben affleck and then matt damon would swoop in and I would in essence break up their friendship because they were both too much in love with lil old me!

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