The Years Worst Country Song Titles

  1. The Year's Worst Country Song Titles

    *If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
    *Timber, I'm Falling in Love
    *You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
    *Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
    *You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
    *I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past
    *I Got Tears in My Eyes From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You
    *Sleeping Single in a Double Bed
    *The Pint of No Return
    *Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns
    *Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
    *It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
    *Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
    *I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy
    *Don't Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)
    *You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
    *This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
    *You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
    *Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
    *I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Could Be
    *You Done Stomped on My Heart (and Smashed That Sucker Flat)
    *Let Me Love the Leavin' from Your Mind
    *Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox
    *My Legs Won't Walk Away From You
    *What's a Fool Like Me Doing In a Love Like This
    *I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
    *If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)
    *She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)
    *Hell Stays Open All Night
    *I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box
  2. 32 Comments

  3. by   Tweety
    "You Ain't No Fun Since I Quit Drinking"
  4. by   BadBird
    "Your the reason our kids are ugly Little Darling"
  5. by   pickledpepperRN
    I thought it was
    "I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed when I cry over you."

    Funniest lyrics about a man who ran away with a married woman taking the husbands wooden leg just to play it safe:

    "I'm a three legged man, with a two legged woman
    being chased round the country by a one legged fool.
    And I know he's getting tired and wet and sick

    He's a hoppin' and a floppin'
    and he shows no sign of stoppin'
    I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel!"
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    "Drop Kick Me Jesus" (Through the Goal Post of Life)"

    "Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal post of life,
    End over end, neither left nor the right,
    Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights,
    Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal post of life."
  7. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    On "Whose Line Is It Anyway" (Amercian version) one night, the skit was "scenes from a hat" and the slip that was pulled out was "COuntry Songs that You Wanna Hear".

    One of the players, Ryan Stiles, steps forward and sings "OOOOOOOOOOOOO my woman loves me, i have a good job, and i am soberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".
  8. by   debralynn
    "He stopped supporting her today"
  9. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    "Achy-Breaky Heart" OH I HATED THAT SONG!!

    The majority of the country songs in the 80's to me were just horrible.
  10. by   gwenith

    I knew you guys wouldn't let me down if I posted this one!!!!

    My all time least favourite song after "It's a fine time to leave me loose wheel" is "Ode to Billyjoe" (and boy! am I showing my age on this one)

    By the end of "Ode to Billyjoe" she and he had been seen doing something questionable on a bridge by the priest; the boyfriend suicided the father died the sister left and her mother was in a depressed state!!! Talk about your cheeful songs!!!
  11. by   pickledpepperRN
    Not quite my age but this was popular in 1927:

    When it's peach pickin' time in Georgia
    apple pickin' time in Tennessee
    cotton pickin' time in Mississippi
    Every body picks on me.

    When it's round up time in Texas
    the cowboys make whoopee
    and way down in old Alabama
    It's gal pickin' time for me.
  12. by   pickledpepperRN
    When my kids were small I was in a country band. The leader wrote a song with a verse the kids still laugh at.

    Sam dog he's a good dog
    He's a good dog you see
    I love ol' Sam
    and Sam he loves me

    We've seen lots of cities
    We've seen many a town
    I've been in the jailhouse
    Sam's been in the pound
    FREE, my dog and me...
    (by Yodelin' John)

    Kids asked how the were free in jail & the pound?
  13. by   VivaLasViejas
    Oh, I forgot this one by Johnny Cash: "Dirty Ol' Egg-Sucking Dog".
  14. by   warrior woman
    How about Dead Skunk in the middle of the Road???