The Women's Chain Letter

  1. This letter was started by a woman like you in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of this list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your
    name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men...one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have!
    Do not break the chain! One women broke the chain and got her own husband/boyfriend back. At this writing, a friend of mine already received 184 men.
    They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers to get the smile off her face, and two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.

    Hurry up and send this letter along, so my name can move up fast!!!!

    Signed

    The Liberated woman
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   vashka25
  4. by   anitame

    I LOVE it!
  5. by   emily_mom
    This reminds me of a joke I thought I would share...

    Eulogy


    She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."

    In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."

    Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he referring to her
    first, second or third husband?" The neighbor replied,

    "I think he's referring to her legs."

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