The Woman's Brain

  1. have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?


    well, it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:













    every little blue ball is a thought process, a decision or a problem that requires intricate solving...


    no further discussion is necessary.....:d
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  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   babynurselsa
    See you do understand why I ahve so much trouble sleeping....Those little balls never quit.
  4. by   VivaLasViejas
    So THAT'S why I never totally relax, while my husband and sons can fall asleep at the drop of a blanket.............
  5. by   txspadequeenRN
    So this is why I can never make up my mind... All my little blue balls are so confused...
  6. by   luvmy2angels
    I totally understand!!! No wonder my hubby doesn't understand me half the time...


  7. by   jnette
    Oh, can I ever relate! Very good. Very good, indeed!
  8. by   DutchgirlRN
    thanks siri ! that is one awesome illustration!

    every little blue ball is a thought process, a decision or a problem that requires intricate solving...



    here is how our minds differ from men when it comes to computers:

    women believe that the computer should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

    1. in order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
    2. they have a lot of data, but are still clueless;
    3. they are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they are the problem;
    4. as soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

    men believe that the computer should be referred to in the feminine gender because:

    1. no one but the creator understands their internal logic;
    2. the native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
    3. even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval;
    4. as soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.





    Last edit by DutchgirlRN on Oct 21, '06
  9. by   dianah
    Love it, love it, LOL!!!
  10. by   Roy Fokker
    THE LONELY BRAIN CELL

    Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

    "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the Female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice:

    "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

    Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............

    "We're down here ..."
  11. by   SmilingBluEyes
    bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaa aaa
  12. by   texas_lvn
    Quote from Roy Fokker
    love it. Also the quote about men only having 2 balls to worry about

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