The Wabbit and the Wady

  1. a man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. he swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
    the driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. much to his dismay, the rabbit is dea

    the driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

    a beautiful lady driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

    she steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

    "i feel terrible," he explains, "i accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

    the lady says, "don't worry."

    she runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

    she walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

    the rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

    ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

    the man is astonished.

    he runs over to the lady and demands, "what is in that can? what did you spray on that rabbit?"

    the lady turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

    it says..

    (are you ready for this?)

    (you know you could just click off and not read the punch line)

    (you know you're gonna be sorry)

    (last chance)

    (o.k., here it is)

    it says,

    "hair spray -

    restores life to dead hair,

    and adds permanent wave."


    Last edit by sirI on Aug 25, '06
  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   suzy253
    cute Siri...I just couldn't imagine what the punch line would be! :spin:
  4. by   Roy Fokker
    :chuckle heard this one before...
  5. by   dianah
    It's a real groaner!!! Uggggghhh!!!
  6. by   VivaLasViejas

    Now look what you've done, Siri---there is ORANGE JUICE all over my keyboard and screen!!!
  7. by   nursemary9
    :spin: :spin: :trout: :trout: :roll :roll :roll

    Very Good!!
  8. by   jnette
    Quote from Roy Fokker
    :chuckle heard this one before...
    me, too, me too, but I still LOVE it !!!!

    Too cute.