The Urinal Game

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  3. by   cindyln
    cute! I'm female but only missed one.
  4. by   ThirdWorldGirl
    how cute! i got a couple of them wrong but the last one right
  5. by   ayemmeff
    Am I the only girl who does this in real life but with the cubicles?(i'm not sure that's what you call them in the States...maybe stalls???I'm trying to remember from all the Ally MacBeal I've watched!)
  6. by   J-RN student
    Cute!
  7. by   Lausana
    Missed two--not bad for a squatter
  8. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by Lausana
    Missed two--not bad for a squatter
    LMAO!

    ayemmeff - I also inspect all available stalls and determine which is least filthy and most worthy of me to sit upon before I decide. There are many factors to consider. Has the toilet been flushed of it's last visitor? Is there toilet paper? Is the lock functioning? Is there a hook on which to hang my purse so it doesn't touch the floor? How big is the gap of the door, will someone peek at me? What is the actual condition of the seat? What quality of shoes is the person in the next stall wearing????

    So many snap decisions to make in so little time. This is why I prefer to hold it until I get home.

    Heather
  9. by   nursedawn67
    Cute...missed a couple...but then again I'm female!
  10. by   emily_mom
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    LMAO!

    ayemmeff - I also inspect all available stalls and determine which is least filthy and most worthy of me to sit upon before I decide. There are many factors to consider. Has the toilet been flushed of it's last visitor? Is there toilet paper? Is the lock functioning? Is there a hook on which to hang my purse so it doesn't touch the floor? How big is the gap of the door, will someone peek at me? What is the actual condition of the seat? What quality of shoes is the person in the next stall wearing????

    So many snap decisions to make in so little time. This is why I prefer to hold it until I get home.

    Heather
    :kiss Oh Heather....you rock....

    We learned in Micro that the first stall is generally the cleanest. If there are no seat covers (which in our parts is few and far between), I lay toilet paper down. I flush with my foot, and I don't take the first part of the toilet paper that is hanging down...if you want to know why, let me know...you'll be glad you did...

    Kristy
  11. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Dood... I always follow the 10 second rule. I unroll the toilet paper for 10 full seconds to get to the fresh stuff.

    Heather
  12. by   frannybee
    Went out on Saturday night and picked the best of four terrible stalls...all was well except the door wouldn't shut but as it was facing away from the entrance door it was ok...then the woman in the stall next to me flushed and the water from her cistern ran out all over the floor and my feet.

    I had my feet in the basin running hot water and soap over them for about 10 mins before going home and soaking in whatever I could find. The manager of the club got a very loud, drunken, angry mouthful and the promise of a visit from a public health official. There's no excuse for a toilet that damaged to be in use. :angryfire:
  13. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Ewwww.... I shudder at the thought.

    One time I went into a bathroom stall, and as I pulled my pants down, some change fell out of my pockets. It was less than $1, so I wasn't real worried about bathroom floor change at that point, but all of a sudden 2 hands from the next stall darted under the stall and started grabbing it!

    I screamed "WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU FREAK!?"

    And they threw open their door and ran outta there.

    All for less than a buck. I hope they caught some nasty shyt from those bathroom floor coins.
  14. by   emily_mom
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    Ewwww.... I shudder at the thought.

    One time I went into a bathroom stall, and as I pulled my pants down, some change fell out of my pockets. It was less than $1, so I wasn't real worried about bathroom floor change at that point, but all of a sudden 2 hands from the next stall darted under the stall and started grabbing it!

    I screamed "WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU FREAK!?"

    And they threw open their door and ran outta there.

    All for less than a buck. I hope they caught some nasty shyt from those bathroom floor coins.
    OMG, I just about p*ssed myself reading that! I can just picture you saying that!

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