The United States government does have a plan to invade Canada

  1. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...122901412.html

    ...It sounds like a joke but it's not. War Plan Red is real. It was drawn up and approved by the War Department in 1930, then updated in 1934 and 1935. It was declassified in 1974 and the word "SECRET" crossed out with a heavy pencil. Now it sits in a little gray box in the National Archives in College Park, available to anybody, even Canadian spies. They can photocopy it for 15 cents a page...
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  2. 13 Comments

  3. by   SmilingBluEyes
    I understand there are plans for attacks on virtually every country in the world.
  4. by   pugmum
    Quote from spacenurse
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...122901412.html

    ...It sounds like a joke but it's not. War Plan Red is real. It was drawn up and approved by the War Department in 1930, then updated in 1934 and 1935. It was declassified in 1974 and the word "SECRET" crossed out with a heavy pencil. Now it sits in a little gray box in the National Archives in College Park, available to anybody, even Canadian spies. They can photocopy it for 15 cents a page...
    No worries.... we have a plan to invade the US, too. Our secret weapon?
    TIMBITS!!!
  5. by   Tweety
    Doesn't surprise me. They are right on our border, best have a plan. They are our largest trading partner and our ties are deep, but you never know they are a bit radical sometimes and who knows they may turn commie one day. j/k
  6. by   canoehead
    Dammit, that's it!

    We're plowing the borders shut RIGHT NOW!
  7. by   DidiRN
    I surrender!!!!!! ANYTHING for a Tim Horton's coffee, I'm addicted!!! :roll

    Quote from sickandtired
    No worries.... we have a plan to invade the US, too. Our secret weapon?
    TIMBITS!!!
  8. by   VeryPlainJane
    lol I have always thought that maple candy was a WMD!
  9. by   pugmum
    Quote from VeryPlainJane
    lol I have always thought that maple candy was a WMD!
    Damm...secret's out!!! Call out the airforce (six flying squirrels!)

  10. by   Ted
    Quote from sickandtired
    No worries.... we have a plan to invade the US, too. Our secret weapon?
    TIMBITS!!!
    O. K. I'm a dummy. :imbar

    What's a "Timbit"???

    (An aside. When I saw this topic, the first thing that came to my mind was "South Park, the Movie." Now I have that song from that movie in my head: "Blame Canada" :Melody: )
  11. by   pugmum
    Quote from efiebke
    O. K. I'm a dummy. :imbar

    What's a "Timbit"???

    (An aside. When I saw this topic, the first thing that came to my mind was "South Park, the Movie." Now I have that song from that movie in my head: "Blame Canada" :Melody: )
    Timbits are those yummy little centers out of Tim Horton's donuts...people seem to have litttle problems eating a "party pak" of those, when they wouldn't eat a whole donut....or at least that's my problem!!!:chuckle:chuckle
  12. by   tencat
    Hey, what's all the fuss aboot, eh? Tim Horton's beats Krispy Kreme any day!
  13. by   SmilingBluEyes
    OH I LOVE Tim Hortons.
  14. by   Ted
    Never heard of Tim Horton's doughnuts either. . . :imbar :imbar

    (Thank you, sickandtired, for update on "timbit". )

    I like Donkin Donuts myself. . .


    (I'm hungry. . . . :chuckle)

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