The Tight Skirt

  1. Tight Skirt

    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
    tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was
    her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
    allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step off the bus.
    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
    would
    give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step,
    only to discover that she couldn't.

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
    unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
    step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
    little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a
    large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the
    waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
    "How
    dare you touch My body! I don't even know who you are!"

    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
    you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
    friends.
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  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   nursemary9
    :spin: :spin: :spin: :roll :roll :roll
  4. by   Spidey's mom
    My husband will love that one!

    steph
  5. by   CHATSDALE
    WILD rolf
  6. by   compassion1
    Thanks for the chuckle
  7. by   nursedawn67
    :roll :roll

    Too funny!!
  8. by   Corvette Guy
    :roll

    ... leave it to a Texan to put it all in the proper perspective.
  9. by   Sable's mom
    :roll :chuckle
  10. by   TheCommuter
    :roll
  11. by   BabyRN2Be
    I liked that one!!!

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