The ride to the airport

  1. > >Ride To The Airport
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    > >
    > >Billy Graham had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast
    > >and was taking a limousine to the airport.
    > >
    > >Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could
    > >drive for a while. The chauffeur didn't really have much of a
    > >choice, so he got in the back of the limo and Rev. Graham took
    > >the wheel.
    > >
    > >He turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 90 MPH.
    > >
    > >Soon the blue lights of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his
    > >rearview mirror.
    > >
    > >He pulled over and a trooper came to his window.
    > >
    > >When the trooper saw who it was, he said,
    > >"Just a moment, please, I need to call in."
    > >
    > >The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.
    > >
    > >He said, "I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I
    > >need to know what to do."
    > >
    > >The chief replied, "Who is it, I hope not Ted Kennedy?"
    > >The trooper said, "No, even more important."
    > >
    > >"It isn't the Governor, Jeb Bush, is it?" asked the chief.
    > >
    > >"No, even more important," replied the trooper.
    > >
    > >"It isn't the President, George Bush, is it?"
    > >
    > >"No," replied the trooper, "even more important."
    > >
    > >"Well, WHO in the WORLD is it?!" screamed the chief.
    > >
    > >The trooper responded: "I don't really know for sure
    > >but I think it might be Jesus,
    > >
    > >because his chauffeur is Billy Graham!"
    > >
    > >
    >
    Sorry, I don't usually pass on emails but this one cracked me up!!!!
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