The Real Woman's Way

  1. I don't know if this has been posted before but in case it hasn't........

    Martha Stewart's Way Vs The Real Woman's Way

    Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
    The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

    Martha's way #2: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
    The Real Women's Way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

    Martha's way #3: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
    The Real Women's Way: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

    Martha's way #4: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up".
    The Real Women's Way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me: The Real Women's motto: I made it and you will eat it and enjoy it.

    Martha's way #5: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
    The Real Women's Way: Celery? Do people actually eat that stuff ?

    Martha's way #6: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. The Real Women's Way: The Sarah Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust and so I don't do it.

    Martha's way #7: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
    The Real Women's Way: Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you can't rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime juice in your eye, and then the problem isn't the headache anymore, it is because you are now BLIND!

    Martha's way #9: If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
    The Real Women's Way: Go ask the very cute neighbour to do it.

    Martha's way #10: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
    The Real Women's Way: Leftover wine?
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  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   Angelica
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  4. by   nowplayingEDRN
    BOOYEOW BABY!!!! I especially like numbers 7 and 10 :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  5. by   night owl
    Those were funny gwenith! Check out her new "I did it my way" hat


  6. by   Ted
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle

    Very funny!

    Ted
  7. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Oh gosh!!! That photo is rich........hehehehehe
  8. by   Mkue
    Love It !:chuckle
  9. by   P_RN
    That is just about the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!!!
  10. by   MelRN13
    That was great!!
  11. by   cwazycwissyRN

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