The "M" Word

  1. Is this for real? I posted a link so I wouldn't offend anyone, but WOW!!!

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  2. 64 Comments

  3. by   J-RN student


    Did you click on the link for anti-m equipment?:chuckle :roll :chuckle
  4. by   Just Angi
    *****??!!?? That's crazy!
  5. by   emily_mom
    Yes! My mom always told me she was going to buy me one of those chastity belts (could you imagine hard plastic...???) I don't know how to convert pounds to dollars...would be a funny prank!

    Kristy
  6. by   kristi915
    9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating

    Ummm............duh!

    11. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way.



    :roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll
  7. by   J-RN student
    8) How will a ban on Masturbation be enforced?

    Strictly! Among other tactics, we plan to:

    Place random Masturbation-checkpoint roadblocks in America's cities where motorists will be stopped and their cars searched for signs of Masturbation by police with finger-sniffing dogs.

    :chuckle :chuckle

    FREAKS!

    Run Heather Run!:chuckle
  8. by   emily_mom
    They will also facilitate the "sniff test" for those of you who use it to monitor your daughter's sexual activities.

    *****???????
  9. by   JonRN
    :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll


    This is the funniest web site I have seen in years!!!! LMAO Click on "slang terms" to see some really funny stuff. LUV IT!!!
  10. by   Jonty45
    Originally posted by kristi915
    9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating

    Ummm............duh!

    11. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way.



    :roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll
    Why be halfhearted about this...just amputate his hands!!!
  11. by   emily_mom
    WOOHOO Jon!!!!!!!!! Nice to see your mug!!!

    Kristy
  12. by   J-RN student
    11) If the murder of millions of Sperm cells with every frivolous ejaculation is such an Abomination before God, then what about the unfertilized Egg that dies whenever a woman has her Monthly Curse?

    The women in our Church, the Full-Gospel Fire-Baptized Holiness Association of God, Inc., hold solemn Memorial Services for every spent maxi-pad, and pray for an end to the Unholy Slaughter.

    Ewww!:chuckle


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  13. by   JonRN
    That ain't me (Pappy), it is another Jon from the UK I guess. The family resemblance is uncanny!
  14. by   emily_mom
    Oh Pappy I'm sorry! I just saw Jon and got all excited. You should put your mug up...

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