The physical

  1. An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
    normal results. The doctor says, "Steve, everything looks great. How are
    you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Steve
    replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed
    it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
    poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off." "Wow,
    that's incredible," the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls Stevie's wife. "Ethel," he says, "Steve is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof!
    the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes
    off?"

    "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   Jessy_RN
    No he didn't
  4. by   Fun2, RN, BSN


    I think ol' Steve needs to have another heart-to-heart with God. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  5. by   ZASHAGALKA
    80 yr old guy goes to get his physical. While there, he asks his doc, "I'm interested in this here 'Viagra' that everybody is talking about."

    Doc says, "Stan, I've been your doc for 20 yrs. I know your wife died 12 yrs ago and you live out in the country. I can guess that it's pretty lonely sometimes, but why are you suddently interested in sex, at your age, with no partner?"

    Stan: "Who said anything about sex, I'm just tired of peeing on my shoes . . ."

    ~faith,
    Timothy.
  6. by   nurse4theplanet
    these are so funny i almost peed my pants
  7. by   Fun2, RN, BSN
    Quote from ZASHAGALKA
    80 yr old guy goes to get his physical. While there, he asks his doc, "I'm interested in this here 'Viagra' that everybody is talking about."

    Doc says, "Stan, I've been your doc for 20 yrs. I know your wife died 12 yrs ago and you live out in the country. I can guess that it's pretty lonely sometimes, but why are you suddently interested in sex, at your age, with no partner?"

    Stan: "Who said anything about sex, I'm just tired of peeing on my shoes . . ."

    ~faith,
    Timothy.

    OMG...that is just as funny!
  8. by   SmilingBluEyes
    True story:

    My bil was so drunk one night he did just that.

    ICK was all I could say. I could not eat anything in there after that.

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