The nun and the cabbie

  1. Forgive me for those who have already heard this joke.... I'm always behind on these things.

    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop
    staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a
    question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
    have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
    everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would
    find offensive."

    Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."

    She responds, "Well..., let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
    single and #2 you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic

    The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his
    fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and
    I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween

  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   sunnygirl272
    i love it!!!!
  4. by   BadBird
    Love it!!!!!!!
  5. by   night owl
    That's Great! :roll
    (God forgive me) please???
  6. by   micro
    i heard it, and i still luv it.............
  7. by   Zee_RN
    Oh, that's SOOOOO bad!!! (Did I mention I love it?!) lol
  8. by   Bloke
    so bad its good
  9. by   Bloke
  10. by   nakitamoon
  11. by   Mama Val
    :roll :chuckle
    as I pick my self up off the floor
    that is so perfect
  12. by   Mkue
    OMG, that's BAD.. hehe
  13. by   sunnygirl272
    A nun went to the package store and told the owner she wanted to buy a big bottle of Brandy. The owner tried to discourage her by telling her he was concerned about her being in the package store in the first place for the image it presented for a woman of the cloth. She said it was perfectly fine, that the Brandy was for Mother Superior's constipation. So, the sale was made and the nun left the store. About an hour later the owner looked out the window to see the nun swinging around the telephone pole, laughing and giggling and acting like a six-year old. He went out and tried to stop her and told her that she had told him the Brandy was for Mother Superior's constipation. The laughing nun said, "yeppppp.............and when she sees me, she'll ****............".