One of our clients brought this into the office along with a fecal sample from her dog. I figure that I would share.
THE CLEAN POOPIE
The kind where you poopie it ou; see it in the toliet, but there is nothing on the toliet paper.
THE LOST POOPIE
The kind where you feel the poopie come out but there is no poopie in the toilet.
THE LOUD POOPIE
It's do noisy everyone within earshot is giggling.
THE WET POOPIE
The kind where you wipe 50 times and it still feels unwiped. So you put some toliet paper between your butt and underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
THE SECOND WAVE POOPIE
It happens when your done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up; you realize that you need to poopie some more.
THE POP A VEIN IN YOUR FORHEAD POOPIE
The kind of poopie where you strain so hard to get it out; you practically have a stroke.
THE LINCOLN LOG POOPIE
The kind of poopie that's so large, you are afraid to flush for fear of plugging up the drain.
THE CORN POOPIE
THE GEE I WISH I COULD POOPIE
You want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toliet, cramp and fart a few times.
THE SPINAL TAP POOPIE
Poopie that hurts so bad coming out you swear that it's leaving sideways.
THE WET CHEEKS POOPIE
A.K.A. The power dump. The kind of poopie that comes out of your butt so fast that your cheeks get splashed with toliet water.
THE LIQUID POOPIE
Poopie of yellowish brown liquid that shoots out so fast that you have to clean yourself up as well as the toilet bowl.
THE UPPER CLASS OOPIE
It don't stink.
THE DANGLING POOPIE
This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even tho your done poopieing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE WHIPLASH POOPIE
The kind where you push and strain until your eyes are bloodshot; the poopie starts to come out.....than it goes back in.
THE PEBBLE POOPIE
This is the poopie that feels like a log coming out and looks like a rabbit pellet in the toilet bowl.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE
You're not even near a toilet and feel a fart coming on but it's really a............................................poopi e.