The Geography of a Woman

  1. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
    naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade
    especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
    unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   TX Guy
    Washyahands thats funny!

    Ya know, I love world travel
    cuz even the poorest countries have their beauty.

    P
  4. by   hapeewendy
    damn straight I'm open to trade...

    show me tha money!

    hahah thats a good one!
  5. by   cactus wren
    Funny...I don`t think I`m frigid!!!
  6. by   bagladyrn
    "Haunted by past mistakes"??? H*ll no!! I enjoyed every one of them! Now let's see if I can't find a few new and different ones to make....
  7. by   Brownms46
    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
    unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away
    OOOh that is just too cold...:chuckle
  8. by   SmilingBluEyes
    The last line is what saved you here. Cute.
  9. by   litepath
    ...I'm glad we don't always live up to stereotypes.....

    My gf is 41-50 and like a night at the Magic Kingdom~~~

    Each ride is a fantasy come true~~~
  10. by   Lausana
    Alright Litepath redeemed himself from Iraq!
  11. by   litepath
    Alright Litepath redeemed himself from Iraq!

    ~~Gee, thanks Leslie!!

    ~~45 and counting, and it keeps gettin' better~~
  12. by   OBNURSEHEATHER


    I feel much closer to India than America.
  13. by   J-RN student
  14. by   JedsMom
    Still waitin' on the reconstruction to take place. Guess I should start a fund

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