The four animals

  1. A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day, when they were standing in line together, that all she had ever wanted in life was four animals.
    My friend, who has a large dog, and a big heart for strays said, "Oh really, what kind of animals do you want?"
    The little old lady replied, "A mink on my back, a Jaguar in my
    garage, a tiger in my bed, and a jack***to pay for all of it!"
  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   Mkue

    funny !!
  4. by   cactus wren
    :roll :roll

    Sounds good to me....but make mine a mustang, not a jag
  5. by   renerian
    I like that..

  6. by   teeituptom
    I prefer a mustang to a jag also, most certainly an old 65 or 66 2+2 convertible, with a working 8 track player.
  7. by   Heather333
    Hey Tom!

    You forgot the doo wah ditty