The final word on.....

  1. Nutrition & Health....

    The Chinese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    the British or Americans.

    The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
    than the British or Americans.

    The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than the British or Americans.

    The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
    fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    Conclusion? Eat and drink what you like.

    Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

    My New Year's Resolution?

    Learn another language, and let it all hang out!!!
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  2. 13 Comments

  3. by   J-RN student
  4. by   Mkue
    So true..lol:chuckle thanks
  5. by   nursedawn67
    That's cute!
  6. by   shygirl
    :roll :roll
  7. by   oramar
    I hate to be so level headed and ruin the fun but I have to point out that in those other countries almost everyone gets more exercise than the average American.
  8. by   Tweety
    Yep, those Germans get a lot of exercise cleaning and organizing their houses.

    (I can say that, my mom is from Munich...what neat freaks those Germans are, but not as bad as the Swiss I believe).
  9. by   semstr
    3rdShiftGuy, just be glad your mum is not Dutch!
  10. by   Ted
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle

    Thanks for the my chuckle of the day!

    Ted
  11. by   Tweety
    Originally posted by semstr
    3rdShiftGuy, just be glad your mum is not Dutch!
    Do tell are the Dutch just as bad? I hear the Swiss are the worst neat freaks in the world. I should be more like them. It's funny though my mom's fastidious cleanliness didn't rub off on her kids, we are all slobs, with myself being the tidiest of the three.
  12. by   hapeewendy
    SO glad that I took that advanced swahili for dummies course last year
    I'm gonna live forevah!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm also well versed in nonsense and pig latin...

    etlay itay allay anghay outay
    (let it all hang out , booyah!)
  13. by   DIPLOMATICRN4HIRE
    :roll :roll :roll :roll
    Zoe
  14. by   semstr
    yes, the Dutch are terrible, far more than the Germans, Swiss and Austrians combined!
    Hey even I was "infected", just could hold myself back today, before I started cleaning the windows! Must be a madwoman to that!

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