The defective stamp - Very Funny

  1. Subject: The defective stamp

    The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office. However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all. So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a defect.
    After a month's testing, the commission made the following findings:

    1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
    2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.
    3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   kellilou3
    In a related story...

    John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
  4. by   kirbybunny
    I know! I like John Kerry, but he looks ALOT like my basset hound! :chuckle

    ~ Jen


    P.S- Having a snow day here in NC and loving it!
  5. by   WyomingRN
    Now we know what happened.

    Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and
    discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said,
    "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers
    in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he
    performed a private concert for the Queen of England!"

    The next one said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both
    arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years
    later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are just amateurs. Several
    years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
    rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
    All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy
    hat. Now he's president of the United States."
  6. by   NurseRatchet26
    That might be funny if stamps these days were not self- adhesive. Just didn't do it for me.

    Quote from WyomingRN
    Subject: The defective stamp

    The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office. However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all. So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a defect.
    After a month's testing, the commission made the following findings:

    1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
    2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.
    3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.
  7. by   teeituptom
    I like both jokes

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