The Car Crash

  1. A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; and it's a bad one. Both
    of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man;
    that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
    left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
    meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.
    "Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This
    must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's
    another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine
    didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
    good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
    agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
    the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on,
    and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The
    woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

    Moral of the story: Women are clever 'B*t*hes. Don't mess with them.
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  2. 1 Comments

  3. by   eltrip
    Oooh! My ex- needs to read this! Good one!

    Joy

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