The Body Part!!!!!!!!!

  1. The sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class "Which human
    body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one

    Little Mary stood up angry and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders
    a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and
    tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then
    sat back down.

    Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
    increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is
    she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and
    to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously,
    and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated
    is the pupil of the eye."

    Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy!"

    Billy then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, I have three things
    1) you have a dirty mind
    2) you didn't read your homework, and
    3) one day you're going to be VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED!"
  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   karenG
    she sure is going to be disappointed!!!!!!!!

  4. by   Dave ARNP
    I'm soo glad to be reading Fran's post again!

    That's awesome!!!!!

  5. by   Hellllllo Nurse

    That's a good one!
  6. by   jnette
    That'll teach her to listen to her daddy whispering sweetnothings into her mama's ear............. :chuckle
  7. by   FranEMTnurse

  8. by   H ynnoD
    Very Funny!!! :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  9. by   warrior woman
    Oh GAD!!!!!
  10. by   nekhismom
    Yep, BIIIIIG disappointment coming her way!