The bed sheets

  1. An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
    last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
    latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
    with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
    bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
    started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to
    get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
    tangled pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
    sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter),
    and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the
    heck is going on here?"

    The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied:
    "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

    Happy Halloween
  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   donsterRN
  4. by   compassion1
  5. by   leslie :-D
    my son just asked me what was so funny...

  6. by   Conrad283
    That's funny. I lol'd